I'm not a comedian. I'm an actor who just happens to be funny on occasion.
'Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in.
I'd rather proliferate funny little rumors than not.
If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?
It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up.
So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny.
I'm used to explaining to people why my jokes were funny.
Boxing is always serious. Nothing comical or funny about boxing.
I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny.
I'm tall and thin but not strong, so you're either an athlete or you're funny.
It's so funny, actors usually have a directing ambition. I've got no ambition for directing.
Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny.
It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.
We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.
'Honky Tonk Badonkadonk' wasn't some serious song, but it was huge! It was funny.
When you're watching 'Armageddon,' and the Aerosmith song starts... Super funny.
I was never pretty, never really popular. I was lanky and funny looking.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
Hanged" I hung myself today. Hanged? Whatever, the point is I hanged myself today and I’m still hanging. I feel fine. Just bored. I keep hoping that someone will come home and cut me down but then I keep remembering that if I knew someone like that...
Henryk Szpilman: What's the matter with you all, huh? You lost your sense of humor? Wladyslaw Szpilman: That's not funny. Henryk Szpilman: Well, you know what's funny? You're funny, with that ridiculous tie. Wladyslaw Szpilman: [getting angry] What'r...
Sip tea and coffee with those who say you can, politely stuff with cookies any who say you cannot. Because the stuff they are feeding you, be it the latter, looks strangely a bit like the little chocolate chips.
