Ridiculous stuff happens when I travel.
You could say that Facebook is doing a far more effective job than religion at teaching us to 'love thy neighbor,' connecting us with random strangers and 'friends' from distant lands.
Comedy is hard work. People expect you to be funny 24/7. So if you're not constantly cracking up your friends, it can hurt you professionally. They may not read your book or come to your show. 'She's a comedian? She's not that funny!' It's unfair 'ca...
Samantha: Is that weird? You think I'm weird? Theodore: Kind of. Samantha: Why? Theodore: Well, you seem like a person but you're just a voice in a computer. Samantha: I can understand how the limited perspective of an unartificial mind might perceiv...
Lenny: Hang on a minute, Nathan. Something stinks. Nathan: Yeah, your fucking aftershave. Lenny: Fuck you, funny man. J: For God's sake, help me. I'm in pain. I'm in so much pain! Lenny: Go in slowly, Nathan. Nathan: Fuck you, funny man. You go first...
Jesse: [His dad texted him that his grandmother died] Anyway, so I called my dad, right, after I got the text, just, you know to tell him I was sorry but I think I got screwed up at some point said... Hey dad you're an orphan now. I don't think it wa...
I wanted to be in show business, and I was funny.
I love Jason Bateman. He's so funny.
I can't be funny if my feet don't feel right.
The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.
You know I'm an actress, not just a funny lady.
I've got to get on myself to be sharp, funny and loose.
I think I've got a funny face.
I like smart, funny, self-deprecating men.
I'm totally comfortable not being as funny as Larry David.
My cheerleader part in 'Fired Up!' is really funny.
I have deep comedic roots, and I want to be funny.
I wasn't very funny or flashy, I was kind of boring.
I'm not funny. What I am is brave.
My ideal guy would be funny and fun to be around.
It's funny how intimate it feels to get a text.
