I didn't want to wake up. I was having a much better time asleep. And that's really sad. It was almost like a reverse nightmare, like when you wake up from a nightmare you're so relieved. I woke up into a nightmare.
My bank must stop trying to sell me identity theft protection. You know why I expect you to protect my money? Because you're a .
It’s funny, isn’t it?” he said, something odd in his voice. “It’s funny how some people show they love people with dramatic proclamations and huge displays and romantic gestures…but for some people, it’s in the small things. Like the sm...
I told Quynn that I'm in love with you." Her face gets real red. That damn cute red that drives me crazy. "Um, why would you do that?" I shake my head, smiling at her. "Cause its the truth, you dork.
Don Corleone: How's your boy? Michael: He's good. Don Corleone: You know, he looks more like you every day. Michael: He's smarter than I am. Three years old, and he can already read the funny papers. Don Corleone: [laughs] Read the funny papers...
Harry: Excuse me sir, can you tell me where I might find Platform Nine and Three-Quarters? Station Guard: Nine and Three-Quarters? Think you're being funny do ya? [muttering to himself] Station Guard: Nine and Three-Quarters!
I surrendered my identity in your eyes. Now I'm just like everybody else, and it's so funny, the way monogamy is funny, the way someone falling down in the street is funny. I entered a revolving door and emerged as a human being. When you think of me...
You know what's funny to me? Attitude.
I know how to be funny to black audiences.
However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.
I'd like to do a film which is funny.
With improv, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.
I watch things that are fun, or funny, or interesting.
It's a funny old world.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
I knew exactly what to do on Alien, it was funny.
Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.
Chris Elliott could read the phonebook and he's funny.
I'm, like, super-clumsy and weird and funny and dorky.
If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.
..The stuff you learn beforehand will never be one-tenth as useful as the stuff you learn the hard way, on the job.
