Quotes of: Funny-stuff Keyword

Nathan: It's funny. You know. No matter how rich you get, shit goes wrong. You can't insulate yourself from it. I used to think it was death and taxes you couldn't avoid, but it's actually death and shit.

Ex Machina

Sorren: What the hell have you got in there, a piano? Sedgewick: Oh, that's very funny, mate. Sorren: Sedgewick, you won't get this thing through. Sedgewick: [pulling his trunk into the tunnel] I'll cope!

The Great Escape

[first lines] Mrs. Chasen: [after spotting Harold hanging from a noose in the living room] I suppose you think that's very funny, Harold... Oh, dinner at eight, Harold. And do try and be a little more vivacious.

Harold and Maude

Lesra: Why'd you do all that? Terry Swinton: 'Cause you were smart and funny. Sam Chaiton: And short. We figured it'd be good for you to spend a little time with some tall white people. Terry Swinton: Yeah, Absolutely.

The Hurricane

[after Bill tells her not to kill The Bride] Elle Driver: Thought that was pretty fuckin' funny, didn't you? Word of advice, shithead - don't you ever wake up.

Kill Bill: Vol. 1

Nemo age 5: Daddy says you can predict exactly where Mars will be in the sky, even in a hundred years. But the funny thing is that daddy doesn't know what will happen to him ten minutes from now.

Mr. Nobody

Helen: We saw a wonderfully funny American film last night. Inez: Who was in it? Helen: Oh, I don't know. I forget the name. Gil: Wonderful but forgettable. It sounds like a film I've seen. I probably wrote it.

Midnight in Paris

[Frank Drebin is angrily breaking up with Jane Spencer] Frank: Oh, and one more thing... I faked every orgasm! Jane: [heartbroken] Oh, Funny Face!

The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

[last lines] Christopher: Knock, knock. Christopher Gardner: Who's there? Christopher: Nobody. Christopher Gardner: Nobody who? [Christopher says nothing] Christopher Gardner: Christopher, nobody who? [Christopher says nothing] Christopher Gardner: [...

The Pursuit of Happyness

Evelle: I got me some baby grub, baby wipes, diapers, them disposable kind. I also got a package of balloons. Gale: They blow up into funny shapes and all? Evelle: No, just circular.

Raising Arizona

Will Bloom: Have you ever heard a joke so many times you've forgotten why it's funny? And then you hear it again and suddenly it's new. You remember why you loved it in the first place.

Big Fish

I find that when people haven't found God and do not know the new birth and the Spirit is not on them, yet they have the ancient impulse to worship something. If they're not educated they kill a chicken and put a funny thing on their head and dance a...

A.W. Tozer

But at the end of the day, you can't major in Making Stuff, so it was Art by default.

The Cheese Monkeys

Her heart, she had discovered in the last half year, was of durable stuff. You could test its mettle with a hammer.

The Coming Storm

Having friends was really important, wasn't it? Even if sometimes they did stuff which upset you?

Does Snogging Count as Exercise?

The guy in your book? I’m that guy,” “I’ve never done any of the stuff in that book,” she said, “But I want to. I’ve wanted to for a while.

Dare to Resist

People look down on stuff like geography and meteorology, and not only because they're standing on one and being soaked by the other.

Feet of Clay

The stuff of nightmares is not only relegated to unconscious thoughts upon a pillow, safely beneath an eiderdown.

Fire on the Water: A Companion to Mary Shelley's Frankenstein

This stuff of a past not worthily lived is also medicine.

The Fruitful Darkness: A Journey Through Buddhist Practice and Tribal Wisdom

Here's what Mike knew about kids: They did stupid stuff. Pretty much all of them.

How I Came to Sparkle Again

She said people are too obsessed with conquering their fear when they should just learn to accept it and do stuff that scares them anyway.

Broken Juliet