It's funny whom we end up choosing to love and who ends up choosing to love us. It's rarely the people we think it should be.
Never trust a woman who gives funny names to means of transport.
It's best not to get settled on things being a certain way, I realized. Life had a funny way if interrupting your plans.
Who the hell calls at two in the morning?" "Maybe it's Matt Wilde, confessing his love," Lindsay says. "Very funny,
Because, like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz, I was embraced by the gays. They loved me and praised me. I was funny and so mean and mature for my age!
I'm 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I'm playing right where I'm supposed to be. I'm comfortable with that, but in the same breath I'd do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I'd do it.
Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you're younger. But I haven't abandoned the genre: I love falling down; I love Lucille Ball. It's just that a lot of those stories revolve around problems that I can't convincingly portray at this ag...
You've got the holy trinity of what a girl wants, she said. Cute, smart, funny. I don't think you realize that.
I won't say that you're pretty because that dog already did. And I won't say you're funny because you have had me laughing since I met you.
Funny how the most beautiful people in the world aren't always the types to gloss the covers of magazines and yet most people spend their lives trying to turn heads.
It's always funny that you can try and try again to steal all your critics' ammo, predict their responses, but no matter what, they'll still have a water gun stashed somewhere.
Its funny to see how creativity is used to satiate a misplaced libido. How it shifts from an extension of who you are to a bait of what/how much you can get.
Though the funny thing about never being asked for anything is that after a while you start to feel like maybe you don’t have anything worth giving.
It's a funny word, persistence. It means not giving up, but it also means just passing on through time.
Smartass Disciple: Master, I don’t need a fairytale.I need you to tell me the truth. Master of Stupidity: It is not funny if you just found it. No drama if no lost at first.
Does it hurt?” He bent his head and lightly kissed her forehead. “Only when I laugh.” “I’ll try not to be funny.” “Epic fail, beautiful.
The funny thing about an impossibility is that it tends to be a magnet for those who would prove it otherwise.
Because friendship is about laughing when the other person is joking to make you feel better. Even if you don’t find her joke all that funny.
He knew you can't really be strong until you can see a funny side of things.
Ethan was loyal and funny and protective. When we were little, he was the brother most likely to make me cry—and mostly likely to wipe away my tears.
My friend "M" says the irony of being a zombie is that everything is funny, but you can't smile, because your lips have rotted off.
