I say the stupidest stuff, all the time, off of Twitter, and so I think Twitter is good way for people to get to know the stupid side of me.
I like the idea that people hear my stuff, and if it's commercially successful, that's a good sign that it's being heard.
I'm not good at fantasy, no. I have been offered stuff, and I can't get my head around it.
I'm good with accents and stuff; it's mostly that I have a really good Spanish accent, so it sounds like I speak a lot better than I do.
People used to think we just faked all that stuff... it was all written, rehearsed. The fact that it looks as cobbled together as it does is just that we weren't very good.
I pull a lot of the stuff that I play off the rhythm tracks - and Keith Richards has been one of the main contributors to my inspirational playing.
It takes intelligence to make real comedy, and it takes a reality base to create all that little stuff I like to do that makes you giggle inside.
I've kissed just three people in my life, other than stuff that I've done for TV or movies. I know - I'm weird!
The first audition I went out on was because my father was on an audition for a TV show called the 'Gilmore Girls,' and that kind of snowballed a lot of stuff in my life.
Sometimes I write stuff that strangely predicts what's going to happen in my life.
I don't dream at night; life has given me the stuff I need to be able to dream during the day. I'm very lucky.
It is really rare to find someone you really, really love and that you want to spend your life with and all that stuff that goes along with being married.
In life, when stuff happens the instinct is to close off your heart. By leaving your heart open, it leaves room for someone else to come in.
You can't ask the press to service you with everything that they have and not expect some of the other stuff in return if you're going to live your life like I have.
I don't know how an actress is supposed to observe and create new stuff if she hasn't been on the streets, brushing up against humanity. You have to have a life.
Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see.
My input for the first 16, 17 years of my life was AM radio, FM radio - pretty mainstream stuff. Rolling Stone was probably as edgy as it got.
I did 'Little Dorrit' a few years ago; I really love doing period dramas. It's stuff like that I really enjoy watching.
I do love live performing, but I'm not a stand-up naturally, and I don't like the lifestyle of working just in the evenings at clubs and stuff - not a natural gig-er.
I love a sandwich that you can barely fit in your mouth because there's so much stuff on it. The bread should not be the main thing on a sandwich.
I love to go bungee jumping, jump out of planes, ride motorbikes, do kickboxing. I love all that stuff.
