Quotes of: Funny-story Keyword

In a funny way, nothing makes you feel more like a native of your own country than to live where nearly everyone is not.

Bill Bryson

A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters.

Barbara Corcoran

Do I like being thought of as attractive? I don't know anyone on Earth who doesn't, but I do find it funny.

Benedict Cumberbatch

If you watch kids looking at something on television, even something that's produced for them and is supposed to be funny, what you'll notice is that they don't laugh.

Bill Cosby

From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that's what I had to do.

Billy Crystal

I like situational comedy when people are being completely serious and yet you can find something extremely funny, not jokes.

Bruce Robinson

I find what I do for a living really funny. I mean, acting is kind of a hilarious thing for a grown man to call a job.

Christian Bale

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.

Caitlin Hale

I've always enjoyed making people laugh. But in order for me to be funny, I have to get ticked off about something.

Carl Hiaasen

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody.

Colin Quinn

It's funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don't like the way you look.

Chris Robinson

Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.

Chris Rock

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?

Cecily Strong

But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know.

Charlie Sheen

My parents are both super funny, and I always knew I wanted to be on 'SNL.' My mom and I would watch it a lot.

Casey Wilson

The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny.

Daniel Baldwin

I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations.

Daniel Craig

I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.

David Cross

It's funny, I never think I'm doing that well. I've never, ever. I just constantly think, 'This isn't working out.'

Dominic Cooper

Usually, if I think something is really funny, I'm not gonna test it. I'll just test it when I'm onstage.

Donald Glover

On some level in acting, what you're trying to find is truth, because when it's true is when it's also funny.

David Hyde Pierce