Quotes of: Funny-story Keyword

I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.

Leslie Fiedler

I love my brothers' kids. It's funny - as an uncle, you become so protective of them.

Liam Hemsworth

After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man.

Linda Kozlowski

Someone told me I had funny facial expressions. I don't know whether I take that as a compliment or not, but.

Lucy Punch

This morning someone sent me a very funny photo of me holding their puppy. We have matching colour jackets.

Luke Treadaway

It's funny, because readers think they want the characters to be blissfully happy, but it makes it kind of boring for the reader.

L.A. Weatherly

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.

Moby

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.

Margaret Cho

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.

Margaret Cho

If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling thought. Or funny.

Mary Douglas

I'm smart and I can be really funny and interesting and I can go toe-to-toe with anybody in a conversation.

Megan Fox

Maybe that is why kids like Dumbledore: because he is funny rather than a miserable old sod with a long white beard.

Michael Gambon

In a man, I like funny guys. A guy who doesn't have a lot of therapy, who's mature. A man, not a boy.

Maura Tierney

Comedy clubs can be brutal. Those people are for real, and if you aren't funny, they aren't laughing. They don't care who you are.

Marlon Wayans

Research for fiction is a funny thing: you go looking for one piece of information, and find something altogether different.

Nell Freudenberger

We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother' to feel like we're doing a bit of a funny playlet everyday.

Neil Patrick Harris

I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.

Olivia Munn

I think it's always funny when somebody thinks you're going to do something super sexy and then you don't.

Olivia Munn

So it was just funny to read a script that was just similar to what had been going on in my life.

Piper Perabo

So, deadpan I think just means not acknowledging for one second that you think that this is funny and clever.

Patrick Warburton

I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny.

Pete Wentz