I find that the world is changing much, much faster than I can even bitch about it.
I love a smart, well-written show, and '30 Rock,' well, you can't get any better than that. Tina Fey poos funny. There's nothing that she does that isn't funny. That show is an example of how brilliant she is. It's so smart. They've done some brillia...
I do feel like guys feel pressure to be funny with me, which is kind of annoying. It's a turn-off if someone's trying hard to be funny because it feels like they're auditioning for a comedy job or something. It doesn't feel romantic to me. I get so m...
Jungle Julia: But maybe a little later in the evening, you've had a few drinks, you're kind of losey gosey, you're safe with your girls. Then some kinda cute, kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny but not funny looking guy comes over and says it ...
There's always a story. It's all stories, really. The sun coming up every day is a story. Everything's got a story in it. Change the story, change the world.
Stories don't care who takes part in them. All that matters if that the story gets told, that the story repeats. Or, if you prefer to think of it like this: stories are a parasitical life form, warping lives in the service only of the story itself.
I had a very funny family.
My primary responsibility is to be funny.
Everybody's funny if you love them.
Women have been funny for years.
I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.
I never get to be funny on T.V.
My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.
Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.
I'm just not very funny.
I just want to be known as funny.
I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.
You know, funny can be universal.
If you're sick, watch funny movies.
My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.
All the religions are super funny to me.
