Quotes of: Funny-story Keyword

Wladyslaw Szpilman: It's a funny time to say this, but... [trailing off] Halina: What? Wladyslaw Szpilman: I wish I knew you better.

The Pianist

Finbar McBride: It's funny how people see me and treat me, since I'm really just a simple, boring person.

The Station Agent

Joe: I feel a funny sensation in my toes. Like someone is barbecuing them over a fire.

Some Like It Hot

Andy Dufresne: You know the funny thing is, on the outside I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.

The Shawshank Redemption

Don Lockwood: Are you doing anything tonight, Miss Lamont? [she shakes her head "no"] Don Lockwood: Well's that's funny - *I'm* busy.

Singin' in the Rain

[Rose is drinking black beer, Jack looks at her funny] Rose: What? Do you think a first class girl can't drink?

Titanic

Karen Richards: Where were we going that night, Lloyd and I? Funny, the things you remember and the things you don't.

All About Eve

Bretodeau, The Box Man: Life's funny. To a kid, time always drags. Suddenly you're fifty. All that's left of your childhood... fits in a rusty little box.

Amélie

Funny how a little sleep, a little makeup, and a lot of contemplating can make you feel like a different person - a stronger version of yourself.

Anna Banks

I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.

Aaron McGruder

Whoever wrote "I'd rather have loved and lost than never have loved at all" Should be shot in the face. Funny thing is, I'd rather take their place

Victor L Guerrero

Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without even your asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people.

Wendy Wasserstein

The greatest story ever told is, in fact, the greatest story ever sold

Connect Bible Studies: The Da Vinci Code

This story was a story of our time. And a writer's attempts not to fathom his time amount but to sounding his mind in it.

Collected Fiction

Where you read a book and when and with whom can make a big difference.

The Call of Stories: Teaching and the Moral Imagination

Any government has as much of a duty to avoid war as a ship's captain has to avoid a shipwreck." [ ]

Collected Stories of Guy De Maupassant

The pianokeys are black and white but they sound like a million colors in your mind

The Collected Stories of Maria Cristina Mena

He knew that Hop-Frog was not fond of wine; for it excited the poor cripple almost to madness; and madness is no comfortable feeling.

The Complete Stories and Poems

Why can't we say 'When!' about money the way we say 'When!' about coffee?

Celebrating Time Alone: Stories Of Splendid Solitude

Our stories become self-fulfilling; we will always live up to the story. So make it a desired one

Don't Think Of a Blue Ball

I love stories with a happy ending,” Inspector Me said.

Death Bringer