Quotes of: Funny-person Keyword

My wife, my daughters, even my grandchildren are funny. You've got to keep a sense of humor because anger destroys you.

Michael Caine

Funny how someone can be so beautiful and totally fucked up at the same time.

Jimmy James Blood

He didn't laugh when he thought something was funny--he laughed when he was happy.

Landline

Funny how much we all suffer trying to spare others a bit of pain.

The Last Titan

If you can't laugh at yourself, maybe you're not funny

Philosophical Uplifting Quotes volume 2

Even if it’s a really funny joke, don’t laugh if the devil’s the one telling it!

The Papal Visitor

For Breakfast I like my coffee warm and cozy and my eggs funny side up.

Stanley Victor Paskavich

My father was funnier than me. My father was Richard Pryor-funny. I'm just a better businessman.

Tracy Morgan

You can't really be strong until you can see a funny side to things.

Ken Kesey

In school I was always the funny-looking, tall, skinny kid that got made fun of because of my weird teeth.

Lara Stone

Everything bleeds into everything and fiction is just this funny desperate little attempt to staunch the bleeding.

Meghan Lamb

The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault.

M.F. Moonzajer

Imperfects are funny, lovable and perfect to be happy. Perfects are appreciated and left alone everytime!!!.

Nelson Jack

It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.

W. Somerset Maugham

I was the kind nobody thought could make it. I had a funny Boston accent. I couldn't pronounce my R's. I wasn't a beauty.

Barbara Walters

I think a lot comes from having the experience of doing stand-up comedy. It allows you to figure out the psychology of an audience; what things are funny and not.

Keenen Ivory Wayans

My family's always been really funny. I feel like comedy's hard. I feel like it's so important.

Christine Taylor

We were a very funny family. Humour was the tool with which my brother and I tried to get attention. We were always trying to be the funniest.

Meg Cabot

I'm surrounded by friends and family who are not that impressed by celebrity. They don't have any problem telling me I'm acting like an idiot or I'm not that funny.

Paloma Faith

I didn't grow up identifying with beauty. I grew up thinking I could be smart and funny - those are the things I got feedback on.

Lauren Graham

Don't make being a girl or a victim part of your stand-up act. If you encounter sexism in the business, don't bring it on stage; it's not funny.

Jen Kirkman