Sam: What's so funny? Riggan: I can't smell them.
I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things -WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!
I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things - - - - -WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!
Funny... I still can't believe in God." "Does that matter now?"..."He believes in you.
Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
At the end to death I must go, Finishing a real tragic and funny show.
For podcasters, people are just being themselves in a public fashion. So when someone is attacking a podcast, they're really attacking the person, because the person is the podcast. So I think that's why podcasters take it to heart. It's a very perso...
Being honest in a relationship is at times exceedingly difficult and painful. Yet the moment a person evades the truth, central fibers of the self pull away and the person initiates a process of deception - a way of manipulating the other person by p...
The funny thing about my procrastination was that I was almost done with the screenplay. I was like a person who had fought dragons and lost limbs and crawled through swamps and now, finally, the castle was visible. I could see tiny children waving f...
I love those dark moments in Peanuts. I love that they're in there, that Charles Schulz put the sad lonely bits of himself into the comic. I love the silliness too, the dancing Snoopy strips. The little boy Rerun drawing "basement" comics about Tarza...
In this world, the thing people fear the most, and what pains people the most— is giving more than they receive. God forbid I cut off more of my fingernail for you than you cut from your fingernail, for me! Heaven forbid I hold my breath in longer ...
[person speaking German on "cliteris" website] Kyle: Dude, it's a lady getting pooed on! Stan: Whoa! Is it Cartman's mom? Cartman: Oh, very funny! Kyle: Hey! It IS Cartman's mom! Mrs. Cartman: [man speaking German on computer] All righty then! Cartma...
I want to be your personal penguin. Please?
...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.
The only reason to be with somebody is that they make you a better person and you make them a better person.
But there is a corollary to freedom and that's personal responsibility, and the real challenge is how you generate that personal responsibility without imposing it.
I stand for limited government, fiscal responsibility, personal freedom, personal responsibility, so the Republican Party will support me.
Writing has nothing to do with communication between person and person, only with communication between different parts of a person's mind.
My personal life is a source of incredible happiness for me, but it's personal, and it's not for me to hock or shop around to the highest bidder.
Being a good person and fair person is very important in life, I think.
A person that says, 'Losing is not difficult,' I don't even want to be around that person. And obviously, that person has never won anything relevant in their life.
