Quotes of: Funny-person Keyword

It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.

Zora Neale Hurston

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

Carroll Bryant

Le Chiffre: You are funny man, Mr. Bond.

Casino Royale

[subtitled version] Georg: Why are you doing this to us? Paul: Why not?

Funny Games

[first lines] [subtitled version] Anna: Björling... Suliotis? Georg: Almost. Björling is easy.

Funny Games

I will say that my personal business is my personal business. And I will leave it at that.

Heather Matarazzo

A person is a person because he recognizes others as persons.

Desmond Tutu

If you don't know the person personally, then don't take it personally.

Life

Its so hard to talk when you want to kill yourself. That's above and beyond everything else, and it's not a mental complaint-it's a physical thing, like it's physically hard to open your mouth and make the words come out. They don't come out smooth a...

It's Kind of a Funny Story

New Rule: Food companies must face the facts: One container equals one serving. Look, we’re Americans, and that means once we open the bag, there’s no stopping us until we’re licking stray bits of powdered cheese off the carpet. So stop trying ...

The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

New Rule: Apple's next device must be a computer that you control with your tongue. Thanks for eliminating the keyboard and the mouse, but pointing and pushing at things already seems too complicated and tiring. We're Americans--and until you free ou...

The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

New Rule: If an Evangelical tries to use Halloween to pimp Jesus to kids, they get to egg his house. On Halloween, the president of the American Family Association urged his flock to hand out a Christian-based comic book instead of candy. Excuse me, ...

The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

New Rule: Gun-control people have to stop pressuring Starbucks to ban guns. I want my gun nuts overcaffeinated, twitchy, and accident-prone. That way, the problem will take care of itself. Plus, if just one gun nut kills just one pseudo-intellectual ...

The New New Rules: A Funny Look At How Everybody But Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass

They always loved my sense of humor. There used to be a light switch inside one of the nurseries that was a cutout of Jesus putting his arm around two children on each side of him as he towered above them. The switch was ironically located in the spo...

Chase Brooks

You must live with a person to know a person. If you want to know me come and live with me.

Irish

A person without self-expression is a person without personal freedom.

The Saint, the Surfer, and the CEO: A Remarkable Story about Living Your Heart's Desires

What are the distinctive characteristics, or marks, of personality? Knowledge, feeling or emotion, and will. Any entity that thinks and feels and wills is a person.

The Person and Work of The Holy Spirit

I consider myself a good person. And I think people perceive me to be, 'Oh, she's nice,' but being a good person, knowing your strengths and working towards those strengths, and encouraging those around you to do the same, that's a good person.

Miranda Kerr

It's all so personal, isn't it? It's hard to talk about work without talking about things that are personal. Work is personal. I don't want to talk about my personal life, but it's on my mind, and it's in my work.

Michelle Williams

I found the emotion that as an athlete you block out, and it really helped me to understand myself as a person. I'm a really emotional person and it helped make me a better person.

Carl Lewis

One person can make a difference. In fact, it's not only possible for one person to make a difference, it's essential that one person makes a difference. And believe it or not, that person is you.

Bob Riley