Time is funny lately, nothing to do with clocks.
The best ideas come as jokes. Make your thinking as funny as possible.
Isn't it funny how ignorance is the source of strength of so many?
Life is a joke, even though it is not always funny.
I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.
It's always cool on the airplane when people are watching 'SVU.' It's funny. And it's always the reruns.
We didn't, with 'Will & Grace,' set out to change the gay world. We just set out to be funny.
I think 'Elf' is funny, with Will Ferrell. That's a great Christmas movie.
If you're funny as a woman, people think it might be because someone else helped you.
Comedians, we're just people who whine. But we happen to be funny when we whine.
I actually opened for Chris Rock at the Funny Bone one time.
If you think about it, there aren't that many women who are in their 40s, who are Jewish and funny and stage-worthy.
My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we are funny to God.
The 'Billionaire' song is what my kids tease me with. They sing it to me. It's funny.
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.
I would really love to do a musical, I don't know in what capacity but something funny.
I would love to write a mystery - a romantic, funny mystery.
It's funny being the big news every day - and the good news every day.
I never saw myself as a comedian. I saw myself as a guy who can act funny.
