Quotes of: Funny-person Keyword

I would love to persuade Christopher Bailey to get even just a section of Burberry that's, like, organic or free trade. I love him, he's a very good person and an amazing designer, and I have a lot of respect and time for him.

Emma Watson

Habit is the intersection of knowledge (what to do), skill (how to do), and desire (want to do).

The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People: Powerful Lessons in Personal Change

Treat a man as he is and he will remain as he is. Treat a man as he can and should be and he will become as he can and should be.

The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People: Powerful Lessons in Personal Change

The real distinction between being great and being less great seems to be the extent to which we are willing to be pushed along by our own desires.

Attaining Personal Greatness: One Book for Life

If a person is living out his Personal Legend, he knows everything he needs to know. There is only one thing that makes a dream impossible to achieve: the fear of failure.

The Alchemist

In the measurement world, you set a goal and strive for it. In the universe of possibility, you set the context and let life unfold.

The Art of Possibility: Transforming Professional and Personal Life

And the news got worse. It appeared that there was this whole other person Jesus Christ whose birthday a lot of people tended to confuse with mine. I was personally outraged. It was a long time before I forgave the Lord for that.

Ava: My Story

Being a successful and wealthy man doesn't mean that you have to forget about the place where you were brought up and the people who struggleds to make you a better person

After the Storm

My mother once told me, when you have to make a decision, imagine the person you want to become someday. Ask yourself, what would that person do?

How Mirka Met a Meteorite

I could burn this place down As many times as I'd like in my mind, Without any sympathy For the girl or her mother Who live beneath me

Hell in a Basket: A small collection of personal poems.

Ugh! I absolutely hate lust. Hate. It. Every fiber of my being knows he’s not a good person, yet my body doesn't seem to give a shit at all.

Hopeless

Dishonesty is like a boomerang. Just when you think all is well, it hits you in the back of your head.

How A Good Person Can Really Win

Elder Neal A. Maxwell suggests that the prime reason the Savior personally acts as the gatekeeper of the celestial kingdom is not to exclude people, but to personally welcome and embrace those who have made it back home.

The Infinite Atonement

An encouraged person will eventually get his drive from encouragement; he becomes more dependent. A person that never really receives encouragement learns to move out of spite; he becomes more independent.

Killosophy

If only one person were perfectly informed there could never be a general crisis. But the only perfectly informed person is God, and he does not play the stock market.

Keynes: The Return of the Master

It wasn’t as if she’d thought it through or anything, how what a person wanted wasn’t always what they needed, and what a person needed might be the last thing they could ever want.

Small Town Demons

A beautiful person is protected like a beautiful flower in a garden which many gardeners tend.

Simple Reminders: Inspiration for Living Your Best Life

Skepticism, not cleanliness, is next to godliness. Skepticism is the father of freedom. It is like the pry that holds open the door for truth to slip in.

Seven Simple Steps to Personal Freedom: An Owner's Manual for Life

Thy shalt not worship thy investment advisor, for if she were so smart she would be retired by now.

The Money Plan: Creating Personal Wealth for a Secure Future

Upon achieving a lifelong dream, I thought, this is the way to live your life -- in the moment, and to the fullest.

Make It Happen, A Healthy, Competitive Approach to Achieving Personal Success

My love is dangerous, like getting stabbed by a knife handle. I make love like a psychotic dyslexic.

My love can only occupy one person at a time