Quotes of: Funny-person Keyword

We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I've ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the 'Girlfriend in a Coma' is, like, really funny.

Zach Galifianakis

Arthur Weasley: Times like these, dark times, they do funny things to people. They can tear them apart.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Hooker: Do you wanna tie me up? Tom Baxter: [laughs] You're funny! She's funny! The absurd non-sequitur.

The Purple Rose of Cairo

Jules: You scratch our backs, we'll scratch yours. Seth: Well Jules, the funny thing about my back is that it's located on my cock.

Superbad

Oh diary, I love her, I love her, I love her so much. Jordana is the most amazing person I have ever met. I could eat her. I could drink her blood. She's the only person I would allow to be shrunk to microscopic size and explore me in a tiny submersi...

Submarine

Using Facebook is like taking a Dyson to your spare time.

The Facebook Diet: 50 Funny Signs of Facebook Addiction and Ways to Unplug with a Digital Detox

When I look back on the stuff I used to wear, I wonder why somebody didn't try to stop me. Just a friendly warning, "You may regret this," would have been fine.

The Funny Thing Is...

It's sometimes funny to watch some people doing something the wrong way but doing it confidently. Even more funny, they succeeded.

Betelgeuse Incident: Insiden Bait Al-Jauza

Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!

Are We Normal? Funny True Stories from an Everyday Family

I am a guy," I say. "And I hate boys," she says. "But a guy's different," I say. "Maybe a little," she says.

It's Kind of a Funny Story

It’s a huge thing, this Shift, just as big as I imagined. My brain doesn’t want to think anymore; all of a sudden it wants to do.

It's Kind of a Funny Story

I wanted to tell people, "My depression is acting up today" as an excuse for not seeing them, but I never managed to pull it off.

It's Kind of a Funny Story

I have a system with bathrooms. I spend a lot of time in them. They are sanctuaries, public places of peace spaced throughout the world for people like me.

It's Kind of a Funny Story

People don't make good Anchors, though, Craig. They change. The people here are going to change. The patients are going to leave. You can't rely on them.

It's Kind of a Funny Story

Love is a funny thing. It's so funny it will make you laugh until you cry.

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not goo...

Billy Bob Thornton

I had this funny family. At one end, they were breeding dogs in south-east London - for greyhound racing - and at the other, my uncle was living in Downing Street. And I would actually go to Downing Street, which didn't strike me as funny. I'd get on...

Michael Moorcock

I think with Sky and BBC Three and Channel 4, there are some great television platforms, and the stand-up movement in this country is phenomenal. It's like rock n' roll here. Britain's a funny place and there's a lot of funny people coming out of the...

Brendan Coyle

My uncle is so funny - Don Vito. He was always fat with the craziest voice. Dude, he barely speaks English; it's just full-blown jibber-jabber. It's so funny to watch on TV because you really need subtitles because you can't understand him.

Bam Margera

Laurence Olivier said in an interview once that when he plays a tragedy he always aims for the funny parts, and the other way around. Because in a comedy you look for what's serious. I think that's true. Sometimes things are really funny if you're ab...

Christopher Walken

Sometimes, comics will make the observation that it's not jokes that are funny, it's characters that are funny. And isn't that true! That's why I always kill jokes. I'm terrible at them, because I get the joke right, but I can't get the character rig...

David Mitchell