Quotes of: Funny-person Keyword

Age is a funny thing. So are appearances. Neither is relevant to what one knows, in my opinion.

The Cloudstone Key

The funny thing about destiny is that you can't predict it, and you can't prevent it. - Leslie

Getting What You Want

You have to understand the tone of the movie, because if it's supposed to be funny, it can be funny violent like the Home Alone stuff, but you have to really understand the tone of what you're doing and make the action work for that and for the chara...

David R. Ellis

The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.

The Angel Experiment

And I could have died right then. And considering how things went, I really should have.

It's Kind of a Funny Story

(...) Since I was a kid." "Which you refer to as 'back when you were happy.'" "Right.

It's Kind of a Funny Story

Dreams are only dreams until you wake up and make them real.

It's Kind of a Funny Story

There are times you wake up in the middle of the night, fingers hit the keyboard and you allow words to flow. That is a writer.

My Funny Valentine

Smiles are a funny thing and laughter is hilarious. I smile sometimes when I am delirious.

Swan Wreck

Funny thing- Morgenstern's folk's were named Max and Valerie and his father was a doctor.

The Princess Bride

From there to here, from here to there, funny things are everywhere!

One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish

Screaming at children over their grades, especially to the point of the child's tears, is child abuse, pure and simple. It's not funny and it's not good parenting. It is a crushing, scarring, disastrous experience for the child. It isn't the least bi...

Ben Stein

Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like a...

Artie Lange

Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more words they can comprehend about a funny story or a joke, the more they'll enjoy it.

Brian P. Cleary

A fellow who has a funny bone can learn to hone his skills, but I don't think you can develop a funny bone - you either have it or you don't. And by the way - when you get it, we don't know it.

Carl Reiner

There's a lot of very funny people I'd love to work with that I've never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey.

Dick Van Dyke

Half of the great comedians I've had in my shows and that I paid a lot of money to and who made my customers shriek were not only not funny to me, but I couldn't understand why they were funny to anybody.

Florenz Ziegfeld

It's funny how people who ain't never been down there can think that America is so fair and that we should be alright. It's funny that the people who have their foot on our neck are telling us, 'Get up. What's wrong with you?'

Ice Cube

I was just a goofy little funny kid, who was always getting sent to the principal. It wasn't serious because I was smart. I wasn't like a true troublemaker, just rambunctious - like, talkative and trying to be funny. That was me in middle-school.

J. Cole

Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick.

Joe Rogan

I think the most important thing journalism taught me is to mine for details. The details are key. You can't try to be funny or strange or poignant; you have to let the details be funny or strange or poignant for you.

Karen Abbott