Quotes of: Funny-person Keyword

Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works.

The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny.

Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.

Seriously... I'm Kidding

Yes she met with a slight accident involving a stake." Ash said "funny how that happens sometimes...

Night World, No. 1

It's funny how humans can wrap their mind around things and fit them into their version of reality.

The Lightning Thief

This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..." "Repair boy." "Very funny, Piper.

The Son of Neptune

It's funny. That feeling of home. It's so temporary, like bathwater: the warmth eventually grows cold.

The Stars Were Right

It's funny how three or four notes of anger can be struck at once, creating the perfect chord of fury.

Silver Sparrow

Mal snickered. "What's so funny?" "I just pictured the Darkling being cornered by a sweaty duchess trying to have her way with him.

Siege and Storm

Well, the plenty of fish in the sea thing is bullshit," I said. "The other fish are weird, smell funny, or hooked on someone else's fishing line.

Pieces of Rhys

Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman

A Tiny Bit Marvellous

I think a funny picture would have a caption that read, “Believe in yourself,” with an accompanying image of a wilting flower.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

The funny thing about the word “delusion” is that it means just that—delusion. When you have it, you don't know it, and that can be a problem.

Unspirituality: Permission to Be Human

Funny how "question" contains the word "quest" inside it, as though any small question asked is a journey through briars.

Under in the Mere

It's funny, he said, have you ever thought that a girl's clothes cost more than the girl inside them?

Voyage in the Dark

It’s funny how many ways there are to hurt people. As many ways to hurt as there are species of flower. Whole bouquets of hurt.

When We Were Animals

She was my friend because she was kind and funny but she had a face like two oysters fused together in a Star Trek matter transporter accident.

WOOF!

is a funny term,' she'd say. 'There is nothing supernatural about the earth. As long as you know what does what.

The Witch of Little Italy

It’s funny how even when you’ve lived with someone your whole life, they can still surprise you.

What Flowers Remember

A comedy isn’t about being funny...a comedy is about characters who dare to know that they may choose a happy ending after all.

The Wednesday Wars

Good, because if the guy isn't making you walk funny after sex, then probably isn't anything to write home to mom about.

Wait for You