Quotes of: Funny-person Keyword

Just so you know, I get incredibly bored quite easily and you will be forced to be my source of entertainment. You'll kind of be like my own personal jester." I flipped him off. "Well that wasn't funny at all.

Deity

It’s funny how much easier it is to see others’ shortcomings and give advice when you’re not personally involved, for it’s almost impossible to see the light when you’re swimming in shit.

Isabel's Hand-Me-Down Dreams

I love you because you loved me first. Yet you love me, saying I loved you first. Funny, our love thrives believing the other person started it.

Richelle E. Goodrich

Being effective at social media, whether for business or personal use, means capturing people who have short attention spans. They're only a click away from a picture of a funny cat, so you have to make your thing more compelling than that cat. And t...

Alexis Ohanian

My mother is an actress, and my aunt Margaux was a model. And it's funny, as much as I'm all about I'm my own person, and I'm making my own name for myself, I have grown up in a world where most of these people who are like me are children of famous ...

Dree Hemingway

I'm not going out and hitting a 95-mph fastball where I can't see the stitches. I'm not on a professional football team looking to tackle a fullback who is built like solid wood. I'm a thinking person, and I've been blessed with the ability to see so...

Bill Cosby

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up. I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin. So I always had to rely o...

Kurt Fuller

It's funny, because I don't have a very addictive personality in any way except for things like stories or books or movies or TV. I just get, like, completely enamored and lost in that world, especially when one really hits the right way. Like, I jus...

Mae Whitman

Katy Perry still gets me every time. She's very funny in person! We met at the Teen Choice Awards and she pulled my cheeks apart and told me how cute I was. My life was literally flashing before my eyes!

Niall Horan

The gummy bears tattoo was my idea. It's my son's favorite candy. The sketch was my other son's idea. It's a self-portrait of himself. I just showed the artist his sketch and had him tattoo it on my forearm. It looks like a stick person with big hair...

Prince Fielder

I always thought 'chick lit' meant third-person contemporary funny novels, dealing with issues of the day. I mean, it's not the ideal term; when I'm asked to describe what I do, I say I write romantic comedies, cause that's what I feel they are. But ...

Sophie Kinsella

I find it funny that you could pass the same person on the street, in a store, or even in your neighborhood many times before actually meeting, thinking you’ve never seen them before, but when you are finally introduced, they seem to pop up everywh...

Courtney Giardina

Pretty people don't keep comedies on the air. Funny people keep comedies on the air.

Allison Jones

I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny.

Anthony Jeselnik

A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House.

Adlai Stevenson

Life has a funny way of becoming ordinary as soon as it can.

Colm Toibin

Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.

Denis Leary

Chemistry's a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone.

David Walton

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.

Gilbert Gottfried

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

Joe Biden

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

Jim Dine