Quotes of: Funny-person Keyword

I've noticed that when people are joking they're usually dead serious, and when they're serious, they're usually pretty funny.

Jim Morrison

Roger: You know what they are saying about you don't you? You've got funny in the head! A real bloody weirdo!

Dead Alive

Jean-Dominique Bauby: A poet once said, "Only a fool laughs when nothing's funny"

The Diving Bell and the Butterfly

[subtitled version] Paul: [talking to the viewers, breaking the fourth wall] You're on their side, aren't you? So, who will you bet with?

Funny Games

Hattori Hanzo: Funny, you like samurai swords... I like baseball.

Kill Bill: Vol. 1

Danny: Now, they tell me I paid my debt to society. Tess: Funny, I never got a check.

Ocean's Eleven

Big Dan Teague: So long boys. See you in the funny papers.

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Cole Sear: [unimpressed after Malcolm Crowe's magic trick with coin] I didn't know you were funny.

The Sixth Sense

Magneto: Mr Stryker. Funny, we keep running into each other. Mark my words: it will never happen again.

X2

Sam: What's so funny? Riggan: [Sam brought him some flowers] I can't smell it.

Birdman: Or (The Unexpected Virtue of Ignorance)

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.

Auliq Ice

Now call your old lady and tell her to come out here. Go ahead and don't try no funny stuff.

Love

It's funny when people say something is "unreal" about something that is, in reality, real. I'm so guilty of it, it's real!

Life

It's funny, in a human kind of way, how we can convinces ourselves that we're in control at the very moment we are beginning to lose it.

William Moyers

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone.

Zayn Malik

Am I a good person? Deep down, do I even really want to be a good person, or do I only want to seem like a good person so that people (including myself) will approve of me? Is there a difference? How do I ever actually know whether I'm bullshitting m...

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The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People: Powerful Lessons in Personal Change

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