Perry: You think that's funny huh? I'm going to break your nose now. [nonchalantly pistol whips the guy in the nose]
Ross: As the poets have mournfully sung/ death takes the innocent young/ the screamingly funny,/ the rolling in money,/ and those who are very well hung.
Jack Rafferty: [with his hand cut, and one of Miho's shuriken in his butt, while crawling to pick up his hand] This isn't funny... don't anybody laugh.
Penny Escher: And I suppose you smoked all these cigarettes? Kay Eiffel: No, they came pre-smoked. Penny Escher: Yeah, they said you were funny.
Rorschach: Funny, ancient pharaohs looked forward to the end of the world. Hoping the cadavers would rise, and reclaim hearts from golden jars. Must currently be holding breath in anticipation.
Felicia: [to Bernadette] Come on, Bernice. It's so funny you'll laugh so hard your lashes will curl all by themselves.
[trying to start a conversation] Eversmann: You know, it's kind of funny. Beautiful beach, beautiful sun. Could almost be a nice place to visit. "Hoot": Almost.
Biff Tannen: That's about as funny as a screen door on a battleship. Marty McFly: [under his breath] It's "screen door on a submarine," you dork.
It is hard for one who has not had a similar experience to imagine the terror that still gripped Taeko and Mrs. Tamaki and Hiroshi, so intense a terror that afterwards it seemed almost funny.
Movie-making is telling a story with the best technology at your disposal.
No, I'm a theatrical, live performer or a movie performer.
I've always wanted to do a family movie.
Suddenly, I'm in movies that people are excited about, and that is a nice change.
If dreams are like movies, then memories are films about ghosts.
I've always been in love with the movies. They're the dreams of the 20th Century.
I didn't want to be an actor. I wanted to design historical movies like 'Ben-Hur'. I saw this as my life.
I have been in movies that I thought I wasn't very good in.
I've been so good in so many movies that nobody saw.
Music is the soundtrack to the crappy movie that is my life.
I love doing movies that touch people's lives.
Yeah sure, I'd love to have all my movies on DVD.
