I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart. I've met a lot of dramatic people who were stupid. But I've never met a funny person who wasn't smart.
I've been called funny. I assume my wife thinks I'm funny. But generally, if you bumped into me and said hello, I would say hello back, politely. And that would be it.
I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.
I like to have fun, but I don't think of myself as being funny. But I'm a big jokester, so I make fun of myself a lot!
No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean, that's not funny. I only write about the funny stuff.
You know what? At the end of the day, funny is funny. I hope to see the end of all the female cliches that are written in a lot of comedies that are named chick flicks.
If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
[subtitled version] [dog starts barking] Anna: He only wants to have a game. Peter: Funny game.
It's the formulaic studio movies the make money, and when they do, the actors in them are automatically movie stars.
'E.T.' was the movie that made me want to make movies in the first place, and it was the first movie that made me focus on writing instead of what happens in the movie.
Marry for money, my little sonny, a rich man's joke is always funny.
There are all sorts of books offering advice on how to deal with life-threatening situations, but where's the advice on dealing with embarrassing ones?
Life is short. If you doubt me, ask a butterfly. Their average life span is a mere five to fourteen days.
It's funny looking at yourself. You know how it is when you look back at old pictures? It's just funny looking back at yourself walking and talking at age 14.
No, no, I was only funny on stage, really. I, I, think I was funny as a person toward my classmates when I was very young. You know, when I was a child, up to about the age of 12.
Comedians love people to point and laugh at them, even if they are not funny, naturists don't, no matter how funny they are.
I'm fine. Well, I'm not fine - I'm here." "Is there something wrong with that?" "Absolutely.
I'm done with those; regrets are an excuse for people who have failed.
When you mess something up, you learn for the next time.
It's a funny thing about names, how they become a part of someone.
That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset .
