[subtitled version] Paul: We're not up to feature film length yet.
Walter Burns: Take Hitler and stick him on the funny page.
Sam Wainwright: So long, George. See you in the funny pages.
David Bowie: [singing] Funny how secrets travel...
H.I.: Need a beer, Glen? Glen: Does the Pope wear a funny hat?
[last lines] Donkey: Oh, that's funny. Oh. Oh. I can't breathe. I can't breathe.
Sam: What's so funny? Riggan: I can't smell them.
I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things -WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!
I won't let my best friends do silly,stupid,annoying,funny things - - - - -WITHOUT ME!!!!!!!!!!
Funny... I still can't believe in God." "Does that matter now?"..."He believes in you.
Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny
At the end to death I must go, Finishing a real tragic and funny show.
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