The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.
Kevin SorboI'm not on all the time. I like to have fun and be funny, but I'm much more of a thinker.
Keenen Ivory WayansHarry Reid is not funny; he's creepy. Nancy Pelosi is creepy. Charles Schumer is sneaky and creepy.
Lewis BlackIn this world, everyone wants to know everything about you, and I think that's funny.
Leighton MeesterI sometimes lie awake at night trying to think of something funny that Richard Nixon said.
Lyn NofzigerStealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.
Mike JudgeI think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself.
Mila Kunis