It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that.
It's great if you're funny or if you can dance, but if you are kind and decent, it comes out your pores.
There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery - Cassel Sharpe
Walter Neff: Do I laugh now, or wait 'til it gets funny?
Deputy Pell: Funny, their kids are so cute.
Barbara: It's been a funny sort of day, hasn't it?
Running after the money and the honey makes the life stunningly funny.
Many men understand and appreciate that seduction first makes women feel uncomfortable. What these men do instead is focus on comfort first. What these men don't realize is that women of beauty get bombarded by these nice guys every day, and it can g...
...My dad, may he rest in peace, taught me many wonderful things. And one of the things he taught me was never ask a guy what you do for a living. He said "If you think about it, when you ask a guy, what do you do you do for a living," you’re sayin...
Television contracts the imagination and radio expands it.
Baseball has all the money.
Oftentimes in reality, the genius is in the position of the antihero. Neither the good guys nor the bad guys really trust him because his truth is universal.
We were still at the age when girls are years older than guy, and the guys grow up by doing their best when the girls need them to.
Living on purpose means stopping to make sure your actions still match your big goals.
You always think you're one of those players who will be in one place the whole time, one of those guys they'll never let leave because you play hurt, do what it takes. But it's a different age. A lot of coaches, they like having younger guys.
Ah, there's a director. Astonishing, Spike Lee. A feisty guy, but a guy who's, I think, incredibly misunderstood. I think people review his politics or his color as opposed to his filmmaking sometimes. Because he's a wonderful, wonderful filmmaker an...
I can already tell he isn't the kind of guy a girl gets a simple crush on. He's the kind of guy you fall hard for, and the thought of that terrifies me.
I used to think I knew what was right and what was wrong, and who the good guys are, and who the bad guys are. Then the world got very gray, and I didn't know anything for a long time
Ennesby, get the Serial Peacemaker to the beach for dustoff." "Dustoff? You're going to run away from three guys?" "No, I'm going to kill or capture those three guys, and then run away from the Police.
I couldn't claim that I was smarter than sixty-five other guys--but the average of sixty-five other guys, certainly!
This guy looks like a murderer trying to look like a normal guy trying to look like a murder. Could he be the killer? Only if M.C. Escher is the victim.
