I once asked the most fabulous couple I know, Madonna and Guy Ritchie, how they kept things fresh despite having been married for almost seven months. 'It's a job, Al,' Guy told me. 'We work at it every day.'
I work a lot, and it's kind of like, you meet people, and you just click. It's not like I'm looking at something and thinking: 'South Park' - how do I get on that?' I just became friends with those guys first. They're nice guys.
I'm the guy who'll drive 250 miles tonight and be at the gym tomorrow at 10 A.M., when people are still sleeping in. I'm the guy who'll fly to Australia and find a gym. Fly back and first thing I do off the plane is work out before I shower or eat.
People are composed of many things, and in my work, what influences me is the complexity of people - the chiaroscuro of dark and light. When I play a strong guy, I try to find, where is he weak? And, conversely, when I play a weak guy, where is he st...
I think it would be different to work with a guy like Kanye West or Jay-Z, those guys are so phenomenal, but just to work with a rapper, I don't think is really my thing. I really like songs, like true songs. Like indie songs.
Women have a way of contorting things sometimes. We all have our moods, ups and downs. Or if the guy doesn't say anything when you walk out with a new top and the guy has no idea why you're mad at him. So of course, women are complicated.
Where there seems to be a difference between guys being nuts and women being nuts is that guys are much more open in calling each other on stuff; lots of insults and dirty names. Whereas women will talk frankly and honesty, but there also seems to be...
When the war was over and the guys were back to shaving every day, the editor thought the Beetle Bailey strips were hurting their disciplinary efforts to get the guys back to routine.
The NFL has gone a long way to Disney-fy its image, but it's not Disney. It's the MMA. It's a violent, brutal human war, with rules. The same guy who says, 'I'm going to rob everybody,' is the same guy who would be successful in the NFL.
It's obviously funny to be a meme, so I could be down with it in that regard, but it also belittles one's art.
What's so funny 'bout peace, love, and world destruction?
Um, I'm just naturally super-funny. No, not really. I've never been in The Groundlings or anything.
Isn't it funny how true peace describes war and chaos?
Isn't it funny how freedom is only another word for slavery?
I realized my family was funny, because nobody ever wanted to leave our house.
Porsche is a driver's car - a performance car. That was funny - here's this awesome car, but it's got no cup holders.
I love playing a dad. It's hard to find family dramas that are genuinely funny.
Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.
Achingly funny as it was, Larry Gelbart's writing gave off sparks that turned a hard light on the way we are.
I was attracted to people who were funny because I wanted to be in that world.
I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny.
