First I was a European-style player, then I was a downtown 'noise guy,' and now some people call me an Americana guy.
I think about 'The Hurt Locker,' and we made a film about three guys, three different looking guys with three very different energies.
I'm big and a lot of the stars are smaller so if you're big and mean looking, you play bad guys. After Blade Runner, I was the meanest guy in Hollywood.
I was the happiest guy in the world when I was on the ice. You're being paid to play a game! That's pretty special.
I'd go for roles that would say 'for all ethnicities,' but what they're pretty much saying is, 'We want a Caucasian guy or a black guy.' One or the other.
I would not want to be Richard Simmons... right now or anytime. He seems like a nice guy, but if I had to dress like that? That would absolutely suck.
You mean guys don't get injured in spring training? Guys get hurt walking down the street.
Real women don't love the richest guy in the world they love the guy who can make their world the richest.
I'm always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that's off stage. People know when it's fake.
A couple of my friends started having babies, and I thought, 'Maybe one day, with the right guy.' I have to find the guy first.
We are all built differently. Some guys are more powerful. Some guys are very tall. I'm not very tall, so I rely on quickness.
I find it very hard to play a part, then take it off like a cheap suit and become Mr Normal - Mr. Nice Guy.
I like to think of myself as my own guy. I don't want to be labeled as a Tea Party guy, but I'm not necessarily against their agenda.
I'm not the type of guy that will make you happy. I'm the type of guy that will make you forget how unhappy we all are.
People... need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average guy can say, 'I may be bad, honey, but I'm not as much of an idiot as that guy on the screen.'
But these guys learn so fast now, they sort of soak up the information, they're fearless. Those are the guys who learn from their mistakes and come back strong the next time.
Each guy has his own space. We all end up in one of the other guy's rooms all the time. We always end up together, as far as people getting along.
The reason I didn't fly over from Maui at their beck and call is my wife was about to have a baby at any time. Those guys knew that. These guys would not compromise and meet me halfway.
Announcer: If you're going to hire Machete to kill the bad guy, you'd better make damn sure the bad guy isn't you!
Hit Girl: [grinning at bad guy's balisong knife] Hey, I got one of those!
Damon Macready: [from trailer] Tool up, honey bunny. It's time to get bad guys.
