I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny.
I don't need you to be funny. I don't want to be entertained.
I know you can be funny without being filthy.
I personally do not find puke funny. I find it disgusting.
It's just something that's sort of funny, sort of not.
All these jokes have been pre-approved as funny by me.
Any good humor is sophomoric. 'Sophomoric' is the liberal word for funny.
For me, I've worked hard for people to think I'm funny.
Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.
It's so funny whenever things come full circle.
Books are funny little portable pieces of thought.
They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV.
Life is funny. If you don't laugh, you're in trouble.
Laughter is involuntary. If it's funny you laugh.
Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier.
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.
I love working with smart-funny people.
...an old guy with a Hemingway beard and the build of a girl.
Those are the bad guys, right?” “Depends on who wins, I guess.
When I was a kid, like 14 or 15, I played with the waiters from the hotel, 'cause that was the best game. And these guys, they'd let me play. And they were black guys.
A nicely fitted two-button suit is the best thing any guy can have. Guys are lucky: We can wear a suit over and over, just with different shirts and ties.
