Quotes of: Funny-guy Keyword

Sometimes I'd like to play the bad guy and sometimes I'd like to die in a movie.

Jackie Chan

I'm living with two guys. I'm living with a slob and a guy who sleeps all day.

Devon Sawa

Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

Evan Davis

I'm in no rush. One day I'll find a nice guy.

Bristol Palin

I've always played the guy with the gun and the knife. That's how many actors start out, playing the bad guy.

Benicio Del Toro

John Goodman is more that just a big guy, he's a wonderful actor.

Gene Siskel

I like to listed to the adventurous guys - the Coltranes, Miles Davis, the guys who just let it loose.

Herb Alpert

I will say that I do gravitate more towards quirkier guys. I always date guys who wear glasses.

Jillian Rose Reed

I often played nice guys when I was younger, and it's nice to be able to explore the darker side.

Jerome Flynn

Virgil: All right, no more Mr Fucking Nice Guy.

True Romance

It's tough in the NHL; you have to produce on a high level. And everybody expects you to do it because you make a lot of money. And I never minded it. I always want to be that guy.

Jaromir Jagr

People would be shocked to know... that despite the nature of my TV character, I am actually a nice guy.

James Lafferty

Virtue is not photogenic. What is it to be a nice guy? To be nothing, that's what. A big fat zero with a smile for everybody.

Kirk Douglas

I'm the kind of guy that if I don't work out, I will get bigger and look like one of the guys who used to play sports.

Seann William Scott

I'm a guy's guy. I don't comb my hair unless I have to, and I don't use lotions or fancy shampoos.

Ashton Kutcher

Gay guys know how to craft, and they craft really well. Straight guys, forget it.

Amy Sedaris

Guys will definitely settle for women who get the joke. But a woman who can make you laugh? It's not high on a guy's must list. Perhaps it should be.

Hank Azaria

You could say that Facebook is doing a far more effective job than religion at teaching us to 'love thy neighbor,' connecting us with random strangers and 'friends' from distant lands.

The Facebook Diet: 50 Funny Signs of Facebook Addiction and Ways to Unplug with a Digital Detox

Comedy is hard work. People expect you to be funny 24/7. So if you're not constantly cracking up your friends, it can hurt you professionally. They may not read your book or come to your show. 'She's a comedian? She's not that funny!' It's unfair 'ca...

Judy Balan

Samantha: Is that weird? You think I'm weird? Theodore: Kind of. Samantha: Why? Theodore: Well, you seem like a person but you're just a voice in a computer. Samantha: I can understand how the limited perspective of an unartificial mind might perceiv...

Her

Lenny: Hang on a minute, Nathan. Something stinks. Nathan: Yeah, your fucking aftershave. Lenny: Fuck you, funny man. J: For God's sake, help me. I'm in pain. I'm in so much pain! Lenny: Go in slowly, Nathan. Nathan: Fuck you, funny man. You go first...

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels