Comedy, your funny bone, is formed in childhood.
Sex is funny and love is serious.
I was always telling everybody that I could be funny.
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
It's funny what a few no-hitters do for a body.
It's funny: There's a lot of comics on 'Breaking Bad.'
It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.
I think the word 'pregnant' is funny.
Chris Rock is a very funny man.
[Enid takes Rebecca to a "party" at Seymour's place, which is really just a gathering of nerdy record collectors] Jerome, the Angry Guy - Record Collector: Some records I will pay serious money for, provided they're a sincere V-plus. Other than that,...
Mr. Pink: We were set up. The cops were waiting for us. Nice Guy Eddie: What? Nobody set anybody up. Mr. Pink: The cops were there waiting for us! Nice Guy Eddie: Bull shit! Mr. Pink: Hey, fuck you, man! You weren't there - we were! And I'm tellin' y...
The USPS is the only place in the world where you will find a black guy, a white guy, and a hispanic guy playing Filipino poker! And we love it that way!
This white guy’s probably all defensive because the black guy accused him of being the killer. But come on, the white guy’s obviously not the killer, because only one murder took place. Now, if there were multiple victims, my money would be on wh...
Look at guys like Larry Bird and George Brett and John McEnroe; that's what they did in their careers. They all wanted to be the guy under the microscope late in the game or late in the match. So you just take on that know-how that that's part of you...
Nothing succeeds like success. Kill me now.
Who knew that listening to a guy sleep could be so much deeper than sleeping with a guy.
But no guy was worth being a girl guys cheated with.
This guy. This fucking guy.
We're living proof that nice guys always finish last.
I'm a nice guy, but people want to kill me.
A lot of the stuff I have done had been not only the likable guy, but like the nice likable guy.
