I don't know how to put on any tough guy pretensions.
Growing up, I was always the small guy.
I had a very funny family.
My primary responsibility is to be funny.
Everybody's funny if you love them.
Women have been funny for years.
I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.
I never get to be funny on T.V.
My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.
Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.
I'm just not very funny.
I just want to be known as funny.
I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.
You know, funny can be universal.
If you're sick, watch funny movies.
My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.
All the religions are super funny to me.
It is funny what a year can do.
Inappropriateness is funny to me. Rudeness is hilarious.
In writing, a good guy must never break any of the Ten Commandments. A bad guy must break every one. That's why writing female characters is so much fun. They're not GUYS at all.
If Romney would go ideological in explaining Obama, it would help. We gotta stop the, 'He's a nice guy' stuff. Nice guys don't do what Obama is doing. Nice guys don't say and do and act the way Obama is saying, doing, and acting.
