Quotes of: Funny-guy Keyword

People are always insinuating that I’m rude. They say things like “Shh,” and “Careful what you say,” and “I think that guy’s listening in on our conversation.

Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

I bet there are a lot of women out there who want to sleep with a guy who reads. And being the head of the reading foundation, I’m very well endowed.

Some Inspiration for the Overenthusiastic

He’s a great guy. He’d give you the shirt off his back if you asked. In fact, I’m wearing his shirt now, and I’m staring at his nipples. 

Sleepwalking is restercise

The other day I found 20 dollars. It was just lying in a wallet I took from some guy’s pocket.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

You think I'd cheat on you?" I demanded with all the innocent outrage I could muster. "With another guy, no. With a cheeseburger . . . in a heartbeat.

Smooth Talking Stranger

I’m not a carrot cake kind of guy. But so what? Don’t push your political agenda on me, pal.

So many chairs, and no time to sit

To paraphrase Oedipus, Hamlet, Lear, and all those guys, "I wish I had known this some time ago.

Sign of the Unicorn

Ben wore the same goofy smile as in the photo. Take that, new guy! I can make him happy too!

Something Like Winter

The Suitors Ball is fast approaching and it's a nasty reminder that my suitor will be chosen shortly. I feel sorry for the poor unfortunate guy, whichever one of them it happens to be.

True Calling

He’s a lovely guy, but there’s no spark between us whatsoever. It just goes to show, that even with all their fancy assessment tools, the government can’t legislate for chemistry.

True Calling

Do not tell me what I think you're going to or I swear to God, I'm going to fly to Brazil and go all black ops on this guy for cheating on you.

Tempted into Danger

Guys hung out all the time. It didn’t mean they were gay. But when you are gay, you automatically think everybody knows and wonder if you’re safe.

Tigers and Devils

If I weren’t married, and I didn’t have a girlfriend, I’d ask that girl out. But what can I do? I’m an honorable guy.

This Book Title is Invisible

I don’t think much about guys from the past. I’m glad I knew them, but there’s a reason they didn’t make it into my future.

Other Words for Love

You guys just aren’t fair, between your vampire pheromones and your gorgeous good looks, we humans just don’t stand a chance.

The Original Sin

I guess, like some guy once said, if triangles invented a god, the chances are high it would have three sides.

One of Us

You had to admire a guy who called his own new book a classic before it was published and anyone else had a chance to read it.

The Princess Bride

Death is a lot like prom - loud, overdone, and although the guy you came with was cool, you never know who'll end up taking you home.

Prophecy Girl

If the guy likes/loves you, he won't care if you are a good kisser or not. He should like you for what you are - not how you kiss.

Princess in Love

Some women are just better at knowing what they want, which saves them the trouble of wasting too much time on the wrong guy.

A Poker Game of Love

But the thought of New Zealand instantly sent her mind to Watson, the possibly-Australian, possibly-Kiwi, definitely paranormal young fellow with videos of dead guys on his phone.

Persephone's Orchard