I’m still here, still in love with you, and care about you more than any other guy ever will." -Adrian-
There are plenty of laws to protect guys' money even in war time but there's nothing on the books says a man's life's his own.
Everybody trusts a guy in a raincoat. I don't know why. It's just one of those mystery facts.
Just looking at him made Andrew feel tense and irritated. It was wonder perfect strangers didn't go up to the guy and punch him in the face.
There was something strangely compelling about a Japanese guy with lamb-chop sideburns and a voice so shrill you could be forgiven for thinking his testicles were wired to the national grid.
So you'll be my bodyguard for any guys who want to introduce me to anal?' I joke. 'I will defend your virtue and your ass to the death,' he says with a knightly vow.
What’s up with all these guys not realizing they’re bisexual? Here’s the clue, buddy, when you’re around another dude and you get a hard-on, you might be bi.
Why is it so sexy when hot guys stare each other down like that? Why do I feel like licking the air? Am I ovulating?
He was smoking hot. As in H-O-T-T, hott. I’d never understood until that moment why girls insisted on adding an extra t. This guy was extra-t-worthy.
Girls will get together just to get together. Guys need an activity as an excuse. Otherwise it’s too homo for them to handle.
What did you think was going to ensue when you chose Hagan's big ass to train me? That guy is wicked fierce and a total badass.
Tip#27 Kiss a girl if you’re a female, If you’re a single male kiss a Guy (Idea) It’s fun to offend society ~
You are sweet to be so concerned over my love life, but I’ve decided only to date guys who have bigger swords than me.
Umm, how old are you?” Alexis asked, a little hesitant to answer before making sure he wasn’t a minor. “Twenty-one, but age is just a number,” the guy responded.
It's odd how fast a beautiful woman can turn a guy's mind into lint storage. Just by being a beautiful woman.
She forgot: it was as simple as that. She just loved being with the guy. Possibly enough that not even their own wedding could screw it up.
Get up guys. We’ve got a visit to pay.” “What are you talking about?” “I am not hanging out with Blake Lazar again.
Most of the girls I've met since moving here have failed to ignite any modicum of enduring interest. Of course, I've dated; I'm seventeen years old and as horny as the next guy.
Mid-range, androgynous voice. I first thought that Solaris was a guy. Then a girl. Maybe. Then I gave up trying to figure out which. It would become obvious at some point, or not.
Why is it that every time a girl says a guy is bothering her, it's fluffed off with oh, he just likes you, as if that makes it okay?
I don’t know the kind of person I’ll be tomorrow, but I’ll be able to look back on yesterday and ask “What was that guy’s problem?” The future is full of condescending jerks.
