I'm not a conventional guy. I've never been a conventional guy.
I'm an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
I loved Allan Dwan. He was a tough old guy.
I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.
Jesus was a good guy, he didn't need this shit.
Why can't ladies like nice guys?
I'm old school. I'm not the fastest guy or the quickest guy.
Naked dudes are inherently funny.
I was born to be funny.
I thought I was funny as a kid.
Chris Guest movies are funny.
I was shot from the funny gun.
Rory Bremner I have no problem with; he is a satirist, and a very funny one, too.
If it gets laughs, it's funny.
Alec Baldwin is so funny.
Not everybody agrees on what's funny, obviously.
You need to be silly to be funny.
I don't mean to be funny.
She blinked. "Hmm? Oh, don't care. What did Anubis look like to you?" "What did... he looked like a guy. So?" "A good-looking guy, or a slobbering dog-headed guy?" "I guess... Not the dog-headed guy." "I knew it!" Sadie pointed at me as if she'd won ...
Zeus: Now, where you goin'? Dexter: School. Zeus: Why? Raymond: To get educated. Zeus: *Why*? Dexter: So we can go to college. Zeus: And why is that important? Dexter: To get es-pect. Zeus: RE-spect. Now, who's the bad guys? Dexter: Guys who sell dru...
Nick snatches the picture from the man's hand and laughs. "This is funny to you, asshole?" Nick tosses the picture back behind him. "No. No, it's not. What is funny is that you believe your whore of a wife." "Stand up your spineless punk!" The man ye...
