After the 'Grey Album,' everyone thought of me as the hip-hop guy, the remix maestro. I didn't know how to show them otherwise.
I am definitely a serial monogamist. I can count on one hand the number of guys I've been with.
My parents would always say, 'It doesnt' matter if it's a guy picking up the garbage or the President of the United States, treat everybody as you would want to be treated.
When I think about it, I'm happily bewildered that people will preorder my books They'll preorder me. What a lucky guy!
I was walking in the park and this guy waved at me. Then he said, 'I'm sorry, I thought you were someone else.' I said, 'I am.'
I have a long track record of really horrible relationships and a divorce behind me; so I'm not the guy to ask. I just got really fortunate with this one.
There's a certain relief to just being the guy who puts on the costume and walks onset and gets to prance or stomp around in a Ridley Scott or Baz Luhrmann movie.
You get guys around a campfire, and they start telling their stories. That's the fellowship that they want to be in.
Look at where Jesus went to pick people. He didn't go to the colleges; he got guys off the fishing docks.
There's just not a lot of guys around playing like that these days; a lot of steel players are plugging into stomp boxes, trying to sound like Jeff Beck on a steel guitar.
I'm not a theatrics guy who does things for effect. Whatever comes out is what I feel. It just comes out.
During summer or charity games I'll wear my bright orange or green or turquoise ones and guys are always like, 'Why are your shoes so bright?'
My brother was an improviser. He's now a lobbyist, but he used to perform improv in the city when he was in high school, and one of the funniest guys I know to this day.
I'm not necessarily intimidated by really jocky guys. I can talk football with them, you know what I mean?
I'm a football guy at heart; maybe I should have played football for a living instead, because I play a lot of football videogames; I'm really into them.
I don't like men who blow-dry their hair. If you are a man and you blow-dry your hair, then I don't like you and that's all there is to it.
Jacob's Doctor: You're a lucky guy, Jake. You must have friends in high places.
Mark Loring: Why does everyone think yellow is gender neutral? I never knew a guy with a yellow room.
I just broke up with my boyfriend, so I'm officially single. But one thing I find unbelievably annoying is all these guys in my life who want to save me.
Carol: Don't you guys have to go kill somebody? John: No, We've always got time for a song!
For some reason, people with comedy, any time they can detect a pattern, it kind of freaks them out. 'Those guys are always together!' Yeah, they're a comedy team. Anything they can recognize as a pattern they think is a hole.
