Quotes of: Funny-guy Keyword

I'd love to open up sessions at a Boys and Girls Club or something where kids can learn nutrition and how to exercise in a fun way. Especially for young guys. I'd love to be an inspiration.

James Maslow

Mitt Romney is the guy who said corporations are people. No, Governor Romney, corporations are not people.

Elizabeth Warren

Once I was a scuba diver in the sea of words. Now I zip along the surface like a guy on a Jet Ski.

Guy Billout

The guys in my band buy instruments and sell and trade them. But if I have something I hang onto it. Everything is sentimental to me.

Gary Clark, Jr.

When I was growing up, I would go hang out with older guys at night in blues clubs.

Gary Clark, Jr.

I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.

George Carlin

It's barely OK for me to be dressed up as a black guy. But part of me kind of enjoys provoking people.

Chris Lilley

On the days I'm pitching, it's almost a coin flip as to know if the guys behind me are going to be there to play 100%.

Cory Lidle

I'm the go-to guy for Mexican priests. I'm the new Barry Fitzgerald, except with a Mexican accent.

Cheech Marin

Well, I've always been a character actor, you know, and you always get your share of character actors who are bad guys.

Colm Meaney

If a girl came up to me and asked me out, that's a little forward. Guys like it when girls play hard to get!

Chandler Parsons

I don't think I'm a celebrity. I'm just a guy from east Texas who loves cars and airplanes.

Carroll Shelby

Whether it's long-form journalism or investigative journalism, it's no fun to just be the guy diagnosing the problem.

Clay Shirky

Gandalf the Grey was always the guy I prefer. Gandalf the White was driven to do a particular job, whereas Gandalf the Grey is a bit more humane.

Ian Mckellen

I feel like I've exhausted guys and male friendships.

Irvine Welsh

I'm making a movie about relationships, and I'm surrounded by guys scared of talking to girls.

Judd Apatow

I was just a big guy running down with a big, deep pocket and little short stick putting it against my chest.

Jim Brown

In my neighborhood, when you've got something to say to a guy, you look him in the eye and you say it to him.

Joe Biden

Girls aren't mean to guys in high school. They are mean to each other. Girls were never mean to me.

Jonathan Bennett

I want to be 'Jimmy Chamberlin, the drummer, the musician who's done many things,' not just 'that guy from the Smashing Pumpkins.'

Jimmy Chamberlin

There are guys in the game only because of steroids. They couldn't make it with their natural talent, so they had to enhance themselves. It sucks.

David Wells