Quotes of: Funny-guy Keyword

I still want to be the guy who can get on the subway and check out the freak on the subway.

Paul Giamatti

Opera is where a guy gets stabbed in the back, and instead of dying, he sings.

Robert Benchley

Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.

Robert Benchley

But I'm not looking forward to trying to strike out a lot of guys.

Roger Clemens

Sometimes you have to accept that a guy played better on the day than you.

Roger Federer

I wore ripped jeans and headbands before people wore that. I've been this guy ever since.

Richard Grieco

I balance my meals. I have never been a big dessert guy.

Robert Herjavec

I don't really study the guys that I'm racing against.

Ryan Hall

Whatever team you go to, you want to have guys who help you be successful there.

Robert Griffin III

As an agent, I functioned like a guy. But the fact that I was a woman affected everything.

Sue Mengers

I think people are way less judgmental about chunky guys.

Tyra Banks

You want to be the baddest guy in the kitchen and you want the person next to you to know it.

Tom Colicchio

I'm not exactly a guy who makes new friends easily.

Tom Petty

At a pool party, with everybody around, a guy and I had sex in the pool, but nobody knew it.

Krista Allen

Obviously, I don't have a high IQ, but I've always liked nerds and quirky guys.

Kaley Cuoco

I used to think that if I made $50,000 I'd be the happiest guy in the world.

Kirk Kerkorian

My favorite actors are Matt Damon and Leonardo DiCaprio and Will Smith - guys like that.

Liam Hemsworth

I think guys who are rebels and make their own rules are appealing.

Leighton Meester

Our poker table is eight guys, and then I'm the ninth; I'm usually the only girl at the table.

Laura Prepon

Guys who know how to use a blowdryer... Their hair is too long!

Mallory hopkins

We're just four guys and we are enjoying what we're doing with Tool.

Maynard James Keenan