Some guys just slip under the radar.
You'll never meet a nicer guy than Owen Wilson.
I'm the guy they used to call Deep Throat.
You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.
I'm not a political guy.
And, I wouldn't consider myself to be a natural pilot; I've had to work at it.
What is it about women that they just go right for the guy that totally repulses them?
Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
Women play just as hard as guys do. We're just as competitive.
A female feline named Katta Is getting fatta and fatta But she's pretty and purry And funny and furry So what does an ounce or two matta?
What they saw was a hero baby. That's what you are. A survivor. A strong woman. Beautiful... Funny as hell... Sexy... Sweet...
Love is a funny thing. It’s not at all what you expect it to be. But if you have to stand out on the corner to prove it, then maybe it’s better not to be in love at all." - excerpt from: freefalling
It's funny, don't you think, how time seems to do a lot of things? It flies, it tells, and worst of all, it runs out.
It's funny whom we end up choosing to love and who ends up choosing to love us. It's rarely the people we think it should be.
Never trust a woman who gives funny names to means of transport.
It's best not to get settled on things being a certain way, I realized. Life had a funny way if interrupting your plans.
Who the hell calls at two in the morning?" "Maybe it's Matt Wilde, confessing his love," Lindsay says. "Very funny,
Because, like Dorothy in the Wizard of Oz, I was embraced by the gays. They loved me and praised me. I was funny and so mean and mature for my age!
I haven't watched 'Mad TV' a lot, but I have seen some stuff on there that is truly funny. You have to have some sort of attitude toward the subject, and they seem to have it. It depends on how much blood you want to draw.
Light and funny has a more compelling quality when you're younger. But I haven't abandoned the genre: I love falling down; I love Lucille Ball. It's just that a lot of those stories revolve around problems that I can't convincingly portray at this ag...
