I'm the last guy in the world to feel overlooked by the Academy.
I'm a basic steak-fish-salad kind of guy.
I'm pretty close with a lot of guys, like Nick Watney and Steve Marino, D.J. Trahan and Charlie Warren.
I like to be a strategic policy guy.
I'm a big cardigan sweater guy.
I'm that weird guy; I hate being told what to do.
I could never date a guy with a pet snake.
Rob: What, fucking, Ian guy?
I mean, price is price. It's just where you want to spend your money.
I don't understand why every guy is not a romantic. I enjoy it.
I'm not the most romantic guy, although I do try.
Frat Guy: Shower that, bitch.
A lot of the guys that I date and my friends are all in bands.
I'm a normal guy. I'm not a chef.
The guy you don't see will kill you.
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Don’t pinch that guy’s ass. He’s a leprechaun.
