[Rose is drinking black beer, Jack looks at her funny] Rose: What? Do you think a first class girl can't drink?
Karen Richards: Where were we going that night, Lloyd and I? Funny, the things you remember and the things you don't.
Bretodeau, The Box Man: Life's funny. To a kid, time always drags. Suddenly you're fifty. All that's left of your childhood... fits in a rusty little box.
Funny how a little sleep, a little makeup, and a lot of contemplating can make you feel like a different person - a stronger version of yourself.
I think you should know that real-life white people are not all as funny as the ones on 'Seinfeld'.
Whoever wrote "I'd rather have loved and lost than never have loved at all" Should be shot in the face. Funny thing is, I'd rather take their place
Anyone who is considered funny will tell you, sometimes without even your asking, that deep inside they are very serious, neurotic, introspective people.
I'm not the kind of guy who has best friends.
I'm not the best cruise ship crooner. I'm not the best karaoke guy.
I know guys. I know the way they think.
I don't have an issue finding guys attractive.
I'm a humble guy, okay?
I've always gotten along with guys better.
I was the only guy with any bit of anarchy left.
I've never considered myself to be a fashionista type of guy.
I'm not the guy that thinks I'm a perfect singer.
Guys need to know when to take charge.
Steroids are for guys who want to cheat opponents.
If funkytown was a trailerpark, this guy would be a double-wide.
It's really disgusting what Hollywood can do to a guy.
I'm a pretty analytical guy, all right?
