Quotes of: Funny-guy Keyword

What's so funny about cats is that they have this kind of aloof, superior vibe to them. Even if you love them, they are unpredictable. Dogs are more social, and the way that they attach and bond to us is much more human.

Ze Frank

Knowing all the languages in the world could help you to really understand all the jokes you can hear... from my future Kids' Funny Business.

Ivan Stoikov

So the reason I was struck again and again was because of my overwhelmingly positive energy. Funny, I'd always thought of myself as a pessimist.

Jennifer Bosworth

People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it's dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh?

Hector Himeros

Drug addicts are so funny that way. Just spinning around, lost in their own little world. Doing so much, accomplishing so little. How sad.

James St. James

[Chuck talks to Wilson, the volleyball] Chuck Noland: Hey, you want to hear something funny? My dentist's name is James Spalding.

Cast Away

Teen #1: [about Jay and Silent Bob] I like 'em man, they're funny. Teen #2: They're fucking stupid.

Clerks II

Jean: Do you want to hear something funny? Maria: What's that Mrs. Jean? Jean: You're the best friend I've got.

Crash

Frank Costello: Jeez. She fell funny. [chuckles at the dead bodies] Mr. French: Francis, you really should see somebody.

The Departed

Carol Connelly: Melvin, I'd rather not. Melvin Udall: What does that got to do with it? Carol Connelly: Funny, I thought it was a strong point.

As Good as It Gets

Amsterdam Vallon: It's a funny feeling being taken under the wing of a dragon. It's warmer than you'd think.

Gangs of New York

[the check-out woman holds up a bag full of army men, and gives Kevin a funny look] Kevin McCallister: For the kids.

Home Alone

Mickey's Father: And you're gonna believe in Jesus Christ? Mickey: I know - sounds funny. But, I'm gonna give it a try.

Hannah and Her Sisters

Soap: You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Argentinean: The boy has talent. [Grabs Christian's crotch] Argentinean: [Christian gasps] Argentinean: Nothing funny, I just like talent.

Moulin Rouge!

Wladyslaw Szpilman: It's a funny time to say this, but... [trailing off] Halina: What? Wladyslaw Szpilman: I wish I knew you better.

The Pianist

Macaulay Connor: Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's heavy mist before my eyes.

The Philadelphia Story

Finbar McBride: It's funny how people see me and treat me, since I'm really just a simple, boring person.

The Station Agent

Joe: I feel a funny sensation in my toes. Like someone is barbecuing them over a fire.

Some Like It Hot

Andy Dufresne: You know the funny thing is, on the outside I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook.

The Shawshank Redemption

Don Lockwood: Are you doing anything tonight, Miss Lamont? [she shakes her head "no"] Don Lockwood: Well's that's funny - *I'm* busy.

Singin' in the Rain