Quotes of: Funny-guy Keyword

V: Penny for the Guy?

V for Vendetta

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship.

Dave Barry

Guys understand a waistline. They understand a silhouette. I dress for men.

L'Wren Scott

Younger guys are just too jealous.

Adriana Lima

I'm one of those guys that never get embarrassed.

Will Friedle

I couldn't work my way into being a good-looking guy.

Stephen Dillane

And it's funny how when somebody saves you, the first thing you want to do is save other people.

Choke

People are funny. They want the front of the bus, the middle of the road and the back of the church. —Mrs. Miracle

Call Me Mrs. Miracle

It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you watch them on a screen.

A Clockwork Orange

It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic but it doesn't sting." "Because of my dimples. Dimples are a get-out-of-jail-free card

Deeply Odd

Kissing's a lot like laughing. If the joke's funny, it doesn't matter how long it's been since you last heard one.

The Dream Thieves

It’s funny. From up here, the destruction seems to fade. Almost as if like people, in time, even the world can heal itself.

Divided

Funny, isn’t it? I’ve known every love possible, but as the years stretched out, the love I longed for the most is the one I shared with my sister.

Goddess

He lives in a hole in the ground, dresses funny, and occasionally eats his assistants," Eve said. "Define crazy.

Ghost Town

Fate is a funny character. She puts obstacles in your path to see what character ye have. Life isn't fair,life is a test.

Bite Me!

Funny how people that don't believe in nothin' are so quick to believe every crazy story about people like us.

Brother Odd

I definitely take after my dad, looks-wise. But my mum is my greatest inspiration. All the women in my family are amazing. They're hilarious. I love funny people.

Shari Sebbens

Comedy was something I picked up trying to perfect my art through spoken word. I got on YouTube just to show off my poetry, and then people thought I was funny, so I ran with it.

Spoken Reasons

Somebody dies and people eat your food. Funny how that works.

The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm. It's really funny.

Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians

It's funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice, even though they come from the same source.

Seriously... I'm Kidding