Quotes of: Funny-guy Keyword

Pretty people don't keep comedies on the air. Funny people keep comedies on the air.

Allison Jones

I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny.

Anthony Jeselnik

I don't think I'm a funny person in general. I have had to learn comedy.

Ashton Kutcher

A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House.

Adlai Stevenson

Life has a funny way of becoming ordinary as soon as it can.

Colm Toibin

Some people expect me to be funny all the time, and I'm not necessarily funny all the time.

Denis Leary

Chemistry's a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone.

David Walton

The pressure to being a comedian is being funny, but I've given that up, so there is no pressure whatsoever.

Gilbert Gottfried

Any misfortune that happens to another person is funny. If it happens to someone else and not me, it's very funny.

Gilbert Gottfried

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

Joe Biden

I do not think that obsession is funny or that not being able to stop one's intensity is funny.

Jim Dine

There's a rule of writing: if everything is funny, nothing is funny; if everything is sad, nothing is sad. You want that contrast.

J. Michael Straczynski

A woman is a woman. A woman has male problems, has job problems, and I think funny is funny.

Kym Whitley

There are a lot of funny people and a lot of unfunny people. Some of them are women and some of them are dudes.

Lake Bell

I got attention by being funny at school, pretending to be retarded, and jumping around with a deformed hand.

Leonardo DiCaprio

Comedy is not commercial; it is risky, because what is funny in one place isn't always funny somewhere else.

Lloyd Kaufman

I love funny women. I love writing funny women characters.

Michael Patrick King

Being funny, in some ways, is about being connected to psychology.

Noah Baumbach

A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first.

Pierre Salinger

Viral videos aren't just about being funny. They're about identity creation.

Ricky Van Veen

Ladies pick funny things to be proud of.

Harper Lee