Happiness does not create humor. There's nothing funny about being happy. Sadness creates humor.
Funny thing about the monster. The worse he treats you, the more you love him.
We get so worried about being pretty. Let’s be pretty kind. Pretty funny. Pretty smart. Pretty strong.
Julien à 8 ans: [narrating] It was a great game, only no one found it funny.
Captain Hadley: [to Andrew Dufresne] You're gonna look real funny sucking my dick with no teeth.
Lovejoy: What could possibly be funny? Cal Hockley: I put the diamond in the coat. And I put the coat on her!
Will Munny: Funny thing, killin' a man. You take away everything he's got and everything he's gonna have.
Freedom without limits is when you choose to be a Bondman for "JESUS".... Sounds funny but it is the fact as well as the Truth
I'm a T-shirt-and-Levi's type of a guy.
I'm just a normal guy.
I'm not a water guy.
I'm a very emotional guy.
I'm a kind of private guy.
I'm not a big disco guy.
I'm such a relationship guy. I really am.
I'm not one of these guys who's constantly in a relationship, not at all.
I'm not a strikingly handsome guy, but I'm in movies.
I'm not a big politics guy.
I am more into guys' fashion, but I'm inspired by women's fashion in a weird way.
I plucked one plump black olive from the plate and put it in my mouth immediately before saying, “Well, I feel bad for you, then.” “Why’s that?” “Because I love antipasto.” “I guess I don’t understand why that’s a problem.” “B...
[after Batman flies in and saves them] Batman: Relax, everybody, I'm here. Emmet: Batman! [to Lucy] Batman: What's up, babe? Lucy: Babe! Emmet: What? Lucy: Oh, sorry. [to Batman] Lucy: Batman, this is Emmet. [to Emmet] Lucy: Emmet, this is my boyfrie...
