Charlie Fineman: Are you a faggot?. Alan Johnson: Don't say faggot, you just don't call people faggot that's rude. Charlie Fineman: To a gay guy it is, to you it's just a funny word like poundcake or pickle... You really need some Mel. Charlie Finema...
I don't really find things funny unless they're deeply tragic at the same time. I think if you're funny just for the sake of being funny, it's just frivolous nonsense. To me, all the best comic plays have been written about really serious and rather ...
People who do not have funny in them are not funny when they read funny lines. Sorry. Just doesn't work that way. Seriously, this is the biggest rule of all. You live and die with your casting decisions. Your actors are the heart and soul of the whol...
Experience is a funny thing. You don't always have it when you need it.
I think I'm funny because my family, my siblings were funny.
I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.
To all the girls out there who think being funny is not sexy, you are wrong!
Funny is only something that others know about you - you can't be funny by yourself.
If it's inappropriate to write about, if there's nothing funny about it, then it's not funny.
There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.
Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.
The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV.
We sit in a room for months trying to think of funny things.
I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
Funny things happen to you in movies for silly reasons.
The difference between you and the funny person on TV is that they acted on their ideas.
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.
I play mostly bad guys on TV and mostly good guys in movies.
Playing a bad guy is always more fun than playing the good guy.
The bad guys don't always get punished and the good guys are not necessarily pure.
Are there any good guys on 'Prison Break?' I suppose there might be. I can't honestly say whether I'm a good guy or a bad guy or I'm a good guy in wolf's clothing or sheep's clothing.
