Quotes of: Funny-guy Keyword

Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million a year because he can jam on all of those guys. We're always going to want to see LeBron and Kobe go at it.

Adam Carolla

The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me.

The Fault in Our Stars

How bad does it have to be before you do something about it?

Funny Valentine

Funny, though, I don't feel too bad.

The Hunger Games

When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.

Back to Methuselah

Live TV has an amazing pace to it. You've got to be able to think quick, make changes last minute, and be funny and fast.

J. B. Smoove

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

Larry David

I am accusing him of stealing my best material, he was a very funny man.

Frank Carson

A politician is a politician whether he's wearing a suit or a funny hat.

Reza Aslan

My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.

Stanley Victor Paskavich

Funny thing about revenge. It could make a killer out of a nun.

Kevis Hendrickson

98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A joke is a way to say, 'I'm going to do something funny now. If I don't get a laugh at the end, I'm a failure.'

Penn Jillette

It's not common for a woman on television, especially if she's the mom of the family, to be funny. She's usually a straight man or foil.

Martha Plimpton

It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.

Billy Mays

I think what is important for things to be funny is if you the listener, or the reader, get a chance to supply the humor of it yourself.

Ian Frazier

The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome.

Amanda Seyfried

I adored Mickey Mouse when I was a child. He was the emblem of happiness and funniness.

Maurice Sendak

I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material!

Wesley Snipes

Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.

Julia Sweeney

I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding.

Anne Robinson