I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.
I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true.
The token gay character is always so funny and so fantastic. That's happened a lot. Or they're often purely victims.
But the only comparison that I want to Lenny Bruce is that I'm funny. I'm Freddie Prinze, Puerto Rican all the way.
Funny is not a color. Being black is only good from the time you get from the curtain to the microphone.
You know, it's funny how songs continue to grow and evolve and become a new and deeper reflection of your life.
The hardest part, for real, is probably when you just don't feel like going on stage and being funny.
Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.
It's funny: I'm a lifelong musician, but because I principally play the piano it's been a solitary thing.
I know what Germans are. They are a funny people. They are always choosing someone to lead them in a direction which they do not want to go.
I suppose the things you remember about someone who has died are the funny moments. Those are the ones that stand out.
Jerry Seinfeld has an interesting theory. He goes, '20 pounds up or down, and you lose your funny.'
I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am.
I put on a big show when I write something I think is funny.
It's been a funny life for me. Sometimes I feel I haven't done a lot of living.
It find it funny how people from Boston and New York hate each other because of pro teams.
It's fun to be able to have a fun palate, and the way I say that, you think about it and it sounds funny, but it's true.
But as far as being popular, yeah, I think Dave Barry is really funny.
It's funny to me that people find other people getting coffee really interesting, or walking their dog in the dog park.
There's something that's really fun about the challenge of making the mundane funny, too, I think.
Kids cannot follow stories. They don't know what the hell is going on in a cartoon. They like to see funny visual things happening.
