Quotes of: Funeral Keyword

[last lines] Uncle Alfie: [on the roof, naked and high] Everything's so fucking green.

Death at a Funeral

I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.

Jesse Eisenberg

They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad that I'm going to miss mine by just a few days.

Garrison Keillor

My solo album is dead and buried. We had the funeral. It was sad and I cried a lot but it made such a beautiful corpse that we had an open casket.

Shirley Manson

When it comes to death, we know that laughter and tears are pretty much the same thing. And so, laughing and crying, we said good-bye to my grandmother. And when we said goodbye to one grandmother, we said good-bye to all of them. Each funeral was a ...

The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian

Jesse: But your mom was in the wheelchair long before you left. Andrew Largeman: Yeah. Well, I was nine. So they sent me to therapy and put me on these drugs that were supposed to curb my anger and I've been on some form of them ever since. And when ...

Garden State

El ser humano y la muerte nunca llegan a conocerse. Nadie asiste a su propio funeral.

El conquistador

Man marries, then immediately dies, though it’s often decades before his funeral.

Sleepwalking is restercise

I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings.

Rodney Atkins

The Nobel is a ticket to one's own funeral. No one has ever done anything after he got it.

T. S. Eliot

The slaying of multitudes should be mourned with sorrow. A victory should be celebrated with the funeral rite.

Lao Tzu

If you want to really know what your friends and family think of you die broke, and then see who shows up for the funeral.

Gregory Nunn

Each family of the United States military now attends to their loved ones funeral with a wrenching worry that it will be met possibly with a protest or a demonstration.

Steve Buyer

I've got no idea when I am going to retire. Whenever they pick me up and take me to the funeral home, I guess.

Colonel Sanders

Rome - the city of visible history, where the past of a whole hemisphere seems moving in funeral procession with strange ancestral images and trophies gathered from afar.

George Eliot

I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral.

John Burroughs

I did become quite well known from 'Four Weddings and a Funeral', and it helped hugely. I wasn't as famous as Hugh Grant, but I certainly began to work.

Anna Chancellor

I remember from my father's funeral that the minister kept using a metaphor about life of a prism. And I took that away like a cherished image.

Anna Deavere Smith

Secular humanists can sit around and talk about their love of humanity, but it doesn't stack up against a two-millennium-old funeral high mass.

E. O. Wilson

I could not escape a feeling that this was my own funeral, and you do not cry in that case.

John Knowles

[first lines] Daniel: [giving instructions to the pallbearers] Just, uh, straight through there and to the left, please.

Death at a Funeral