Quotes of: Funeral Keyword

When I was 7 years old, I put on shows for everyone at my grandpa's funeral. I was always the little entertainer.

Natalie Portman

The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.

Samuel Goldwyn

Why is it that we rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the person involved.

Mark Twain

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Mark Twain

The funeral business is so manipulative emotionally. I would want to be thrown into the sea or burned - something that's not a big hassle.

Bjork

I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.

Steven Wright

I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.

Albert Brooks

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.

George Ade

Anything awful makes me laugh. I misbehaved once at a funeral.

Charles Lamb

Mr. Lachance: [in Gordie's dream, at Denny's funeral] It should've been you, Gordie.

Stand by Me

It's bad taste to be wise all the time, like being at a perpetual funeral.

D. H. Lawrence

I'm a big Arcade Fire fan. I love the way they make records - 'Funeral' being my favorite.

Tom Odell

I've had some really big hits with 'Groundhog Day' and 'Michael,' 'Multiplicity,' 'Four Weddings and a Funeral.'

Andie MacDowell

We're living tragedies, just passing time 'til our funerals.

The Beginning of Everything

I cry at weddings, but not funerals. One’s a sad event, and the other a joyous one. 

Sleepwalking is restercise

And a funeral, I found out, is like a wedding in reverse, with less time to plan.

Poe

When I die, I'll probably climb out of the coffin and play the organ at my own funeral!

Rick Wakeman

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

Mark Twain

Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.

P. J. O'Rourke

My biggest blast-off hit was 'You Raise Me Up.' If you ever have a wedding or a funeral, it's a good pick.

Josh Groban

I never go to funerals. To me a person is dead when he breathes for the last time. After that, your memories should be personal.

Hedy Lamarr