Quotes of: Funeral Keyword

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

Eddie Cantor

A funeral is no place for secrets.

For One More Day

Nice day for a funeral.

The Falcon's Malteser

If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again!

Stan Laurel

I never saw a dollar bill cry at anyone's funeral.

J. Lincoln Fenn

If you don't go to other men's funerals, they won't go to yours.

Clarence Day

Visit the Navy-Yard, and behold a marine, such a man as an American government can make, or such as it can make a man with its black arts, -a mere shadow and reminiscence of humanity, a man laid out alive and standing, and already, as one may say, bu...

Civil Disobedience

I want to mail my mailman something. He always brings me mail, yet I never give him any mail. Maybe he will appreciate the thought, or maybe he will feel I am making more work for him.

I Want Two apply for a job at our country's largest funeral home, and then wear a suit and noose to the job interview.

Funerals, I had decided, are for the living.

The Fault in Our Stars

If anyone at my funeral has a long face, I'll never speak to him again.

Stan Laurel

I've always said I would want to be a funeral director if I wasn't an actor.

Torrey DeVitto

I wanted to be at my sister's funeral, but my family has always had a complicated dynamic.

Nick Carter

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

Mark Twain

I've a great fancy to see my own funeral afore I die.

Maria Edgeworth

Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead.

Francois de La Rochefoucauld

In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of entertainment.

George Ade

He dreamed of funeral love, but dreams crumble and the tomb abides

Gustave Flaubert

What men prize most is a privilege, even if it be that of chief mourner at a funeral.

James Russell Lowell

[repeated line] Daniel: My father was an exceptional man...

Death at a Funeral

Uncle Alfie: I'm about to shit in my trousers.

Death at a Funeral

Simon: Why are my hands so big?

Death at a Funeral